“Bruner holds an idealistic, nostalgic view of being a youngster, believing toddlers to behave roughly as they do on toy commercials, when they actually behave more like the kids in Stephen King's Children of the Corn,” writes the Babylon Bee.

The recent toppling of statues of America’s founders and abolitionists is only a manifestation of both the ignorance and the radicalization of American youth, writes Helen Raleigh.

“Americans today are living in unprecedented times and have seen that sometimes less regulation is healthier,” writes Steve Forbes.

“The modern presumption that we can stand in perfect judgment over history is both malevolent and unfair,” writes Douglas Murray.

At publishing time, the teacher’s union was planning a series of strikes to continue the Every Child Left Behind movement until a cure for all sickness and death was found.

Kerry McDonald writes, “Instead of waiting for instructions from authorities, enterprising parents and entrepreneurial teachers are joining forces and taking initiative.” Good! It’s what any responsible parent should have been doing all along. Why would anyone want to turn their children’s education over to the government?

In this era when progressives harp on “inequality” and supposed ways to address it, Mr. Reed offers a watertight axiom, in economic terms: “Free people cannot be equal; and equal people cannot be free.”

Joseph Pearce argues, “Having differentiated between systemic racism and systemic anti-racism, it is clear that we live in a systemically anti-racist culture.”

Evil personifed.

“We had a tough time finding people we could feel superior to that are currently living," said Leaf Rivers, a white BLM activist in Portland.

Jon Miltimore notes that many individuals feel they have no choice but to follow the herd. These quotes will help you break away.

Other than a beard, and even that we’re not sure of, the ethics of these two men have nothing in common.

Asks Judge Andrew Napolitano: “What if we never elected a government to keep us free from all viruses, but we did elect it to keep us free from all tyrants? What if the government -- which can’t deliver the mail, fill potholes, stop robocalls, or spend within its income -- is the last entity on earth into whose hands we would voluntarily repose our health for safekeeping?”

Over twenty million people in April alone stopped being mistreated by capitalists in the evil capitalist creation called a “job.”

Way to go, Fredo Bro!

Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years.

With our nation already spiraling into debt, facing a likely steep recession, and chipping away at civil liberties, this moment might be more than a detour on the road to serfdom, says Kristin Tate.

Students who have been away from the government school system for even a week stop feeling depressed and anxious all the time and even show a shocking increase in the ability to form thoughts and ideas not approved by the government.

Cuomo, who blames the federal government for a lack of beds and ventilators in his state, seemingly forgot it was his mismanagement that led to these shortages, writes Shawn Fleetwood.

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