Sell the yachts. Sell the stocks. Sell the businesses. Empty the bank accounts.
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Schools Abandoned Teaching Perseverance and Personal Responsibility →
Education should prepare students for reality, not shelter them from it. A damning indictment of the schools.
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Suspicions Of Ayatollah's Death Rise After His Name Appears On California Voter Rolls →
U.S. intelligence officials had previously been unable to assess with any level of certainty whether Khamenei was still alive, despite his prolonged absence from public view. Those uncertainties quickly faded after analysts discovered that he had registered as a Democrat in Los Angeles, Alameda, and Santa Clara counties.
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Investors Force Uncle Sam to Confront Debt Addiction →
Lawmakers marked the $40 trillion milestone by pointing fingers at each other while failing to look in the mirror and acknowledge their own culpability. Thanks to author Ryan Meilstrup for the shout-out in this article.
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The Age of Big Spending Republicans is Here →
Merrill Matthews writes, “Republicans used to be serious about controlling federal spending, but that was before Trump and the age of big-spending Republicans. We may soon find voters and the economy demanding they return to their conservative roots.”
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Making the Pregnant Woman Take the Stairs: The Problem with Minimum-Quality Regulation →
Raymond Niles asks, “Which apartment would you rather live in? One with a larger bedroom or a tiny bedroom, a large living room with a window that lets in natural sunlight, or a dingy room facing an air shaft? A tall skyscraper with an elevator, or a five-story walkup? A building with parking or one with no parking lot?”
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Soccer Doesn't Have to Suck So Much →
Bill Steigerwald says, “These fixes would save soccer from its tired and often silly self.”
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Obama Library Disenfranchises Millions of Blacks by Requiring Voter ID →
Civil rights activists in Chicago have warned that the photo ID requirement at the Obama Library could directly kill thousands of black people — Babylon Bee.
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Gore's Scam →
Referring to the lies in his cartoonish fiction film, Gore says “It may not have been true in any way, but I sure enjoyed it. After all, I am now very, very rich" — Babylon Bee.
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Democrats Demand Reparations from African American →
Prominent Democratic Party leaders in Washington, D.C., took to the airwaves this week, calling for immediate reparations to be paid to make amends for the repeated success of African American Elon Musk — Babylon Bee.
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Berenson Wins Big and the Left-Wing Legacy Media Doesn't Tell You →
The journalist just won a huge victory for free speech. Why hasn’t the mainstream media noticed?
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The Fading of a Hoax →
Now, finally, after 50 years of hysteria, The New York Times, the very Grey Lady with her hair on fire over climate change this whole time, tells us it's not such a big deal after all? — David Marcus.
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Capitalists Have Already Solved the Grocery Store Problem →
Comrade Morondami Wants to Play Grocery Store.
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The Latest on the Supreme Court DEI Hire
Dumb as a box of rocks.
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Honored by the Left, Wrong on Everything →
Paul Ehrlich: Time and again, he predicted doom on the assumption that humanity is a plague on the Earth.
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New York Times Retracts Story Due to Several Accuracies →
The Babylon Bee reports that at publishing time, sources revealed that The New York Times had already fired one of its lead journalists for inadvertently reporting a true story.
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New Yorkers Report Warmth of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hikes →
At publishing time, New Yorkers reported that government-owned grocery stores felt oddly similar to bread lines.
Minnesotans Escape to Somalia →
Fleeing Minneapolis for Mogadishu.
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The End of the Climate Cult →
The climatastrophe has been a terrible mistake. It diverted attention from real environmental problems, cost a fortune, impoverished consumers, perpetuated poverty, frightened young people into infertility, wasted years of our time, undermined democracy and corrupted science. Time to bury the parrot — Matt Ridley.
Government Shutdown Exposed the Biggest Lie in Education →
“For decades, teachers unions and the liberal allies they bankroll in D.C. have told the American people that without the federal bureaucracy, education would crumble,” writes Ryan Walters.
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