Bill Steigerwald says, “These fixes would save soccer from its tired and often silly self.”
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Obama Library Disenfranchises Millions of Blacks by Requiring Voter ID →
Civil rights activists in Chicago have warned that the photo ID requirement at the Obama Library could directly kill thousands of black people — Babylon Bee.
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Gore's Scam →
Referring to the lies in his cartoonish fiction film, Gore says “It may not have been true in any way, but I sure enjoyed it. After all, I am now very, very rich" — Babylon Bee.
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Democrats Demand Reparations from African American →
Prominent Democratic Party leaders in Washington, D.C., took to the airwaves this week, calling for immediate reparations to be paid to make amends for the repeated success of African American Elon Musk — Babylon Bee.
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Berenson Wins Big and the Left-Wing Legacy Media Doesn't Tell You →
The journalist just won a huge victory for free speech. Why hasn’t the mainstream media noticed?
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The Fading of a Hoax →
Now, finally, after 50 years of hysteria, The New York Times, the very Grey Lady with her hair on fire over climate change this whole time, tells us it's not such a big deal after all? — David Marcus.
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Capitalists Have Already Solved the Grocery Store Problem →
Comrade Morondami Wants to Play Grocery Store.
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The Latest on the Supreme Court DEI Hire
Dumb as a box of rocks.
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Honored by the Left, Wrong on Everything →
Paul Ehrlich: Time and again, he predicted doom on the assumption that humanity is a plague on the Earth.
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New York Times Retracts Story Due to Several Accuracies →
The Babylon Bee reports that at publishing time, sources revealed that The New York Times had already fired one of its lead journalists for inadvertently reporting a true story.
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New Yorkers Report Warmth of Collectivism Feels Strangely Like Crushing Tax Hikes →
At publishing time, New Yorkers reported that government-owned grocery stores felt oddly similar to bread lines.
Minnesotans Escape to Somalia →
Fleeing Minneapolis for Mogadishu.
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The End of the Climate Cult →
The climatastrophe has been a terrible mistake. It diverted attention from real environmental problems, cost a fortune, impoverished consumers, perpetuated poverty, frightened young people into infertility, wasted years of our time, undermined democracy and corrupted science. Time to bury the parrot — Matt Ridley.
Government Shutdown Exposed the Biggest Lie in Education →
“For decades, teachers unions and the liberal allies they bankroll in D.C. have told the American people that without the federal bureaucracy, education would crumble,” writes Ryan Walters.
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Millions Gather to Express Total Ignorance →
“We're going to join our voices together and let the message ring loud and clear that we are uneducated rubes in desperate need of a middle-school social studies class,” said one man. Problem is, they DID have middle-school social studies, at great expense to the taxpayer, and still turned out to be rubes. Maybe there’s a connection??
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Argentina's Economy Didn't Collapse; It Roared Back to Life →
Writes Dionysis Partsinevelos, “Experts warned that electing a chainsaw-wielding libertarian outsider as president would push the country over the edge. Instead, the unthinkable happened: Argentina’s economy started working again.”
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The Downfall of the Roman Empire and the Future of American Democracy →
Dr. George Maher asks, “For all the noise and the heat of today’s debates the important questions are: Do those who are running our system know what they are doing, and do they care?”
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Trump To Dumb Down Chinese By Inviting Them To Attend U.S. Universities →
They’ll probably learn more Marxism here than in Beijing.
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Corrupt Government Officials Who Have Been Arrested For The Russia Collusion Hoax →
Updated with each arrest.
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New York May Get Government-Owned Grocery Stores →
“Mamdani’s plan to carve a substantial portion out of NYC’s food market for ‘public’ grocers, with no way of gauging their effectiveness, is a foolhardy attempt to coax voters into supporting socialism, rather than a realistic effort to help New Yorkers,” writes Connor Vasile.
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