Evil personifed.

“We had a tough time finding people we could feel superior to that are currently living," said Leaf Rivers, a white BLM activist in Portland.

Jon Miltimore notes that many individuals feel they have no choice but to follow the herd. These quotes will help you break away.

Other than a beard, and even that we’re not sure of, the ethics of these two men have nothing in common.

Asks Judge Andrew Napolitano: “What if we never elected a government to keep us free from all viruses, but we did elect it to keep us free from all tyrants? What if the government -- which can’t deliver the mail, fill potholes, stop robocalls, or spend within its income -- is the last entity on earth into whose hands we would voluntarily repose our health for safekeeping?”

Over twenty million people in April alone stopped being mistreated by capitalists in the evil capitalist creation called a “job.”

Way to go, Fredo Bro!

Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years.

With our nation already spiraling into debt, facing a likely steep recession, and chipping away at civil liberties, this moment might be more than a detour on the road to serfdom, says Kristin Tate.

Students who have been away from the government school system for even a week stop feeling depressed and anxious all the time and even show a shocking increase in the ability to form thoughts and ideas not approved by the government.

Cuomo, who blames the federal government for a lack of beds and ventilators in his state, seemingly forgot it was his mismanagement that led to these shortages, writes Shawn Fleetwood.

Blah blah blah, duh, blah blah blah. More money. More government. Blah blah blah, duh, um, da da doo dee. More money, always more money. More government, big, big government. Can't think of anything else. Blah blah blah, dum deedilee doo. Where's my meds? Blah blah blah. Did I win yet? Blah blah dee do.

A little comedic relief in difficult times.

"You mean we don't even have to pay for this kind of positive press coverage? Amazing!" said President Xi Jinping.

If Jesus had ever stolen from somebody to give the loot to somebody else, then you could indeed make a case that he was a socialist.

Although there is no known cure for communism, there are preventative measures that experts recommend, such as reading history books.

Democrats also said they have hard evidence that the 2016 election was compromised by Republicans voting for Trump.

A case of mistaken identity also sunk another campaign earlier this year, as New York politician Bob Stalin rode a wave of early popularity but was forced to drop out as people realized he wasn't that Stalin.

With campaign contributions down 30% in the last quarter, you might think it’s time for Elizabeth Warren to throw in the tomahawk.

If you enjoy working four hours a day on your feet while completely blitzed out of your mind, and then riding your bike around town aimlessly for a few hours until you finally get hungry for all-you-can-eat sushi, come on down and apply today.