“Biden noted that his willingness to spend trillions to study the problem shows just how seriously he takes the threat of inflation,” reports the Babylon Bee.

The party of Jim Crow hates it when a black person walks off the “progressive” plantation and thinks for himself.

Not surprising. It's YOU that socialists hate, not themselves. In fact, they are in love with themselves. They (and their supposedly-good intentions) are the gods they want you to worship.

"Hey, wait a minute! That's just a cow in a lab coat!" cried one reporter. He was then fired, canceled, and sent to the gulag for disagreeing with SCIENCE.

“Local sources say Skidmore College is facing an influx of racist behavior, such as students being openly conservative and voting for Republicans or Libertarians” — Babylon Bee.

What could possibly go wrong? For Democrats, this is like mail-in balloting.

Thomas Sowell in this video: "The majority of people in the top 1% (of income earners) stay there for only one year. Only 13% stay in that spot for two years."

“The question of statehood reminds us that D.C. has become an unchecked political force. Our national government is too large, too powerful, and too involved in private lives” — Issues & Insights editorial.

“The President is in peak physical and mental health,” she said. “He will have no issues discharging the duties of his office for the remaining 3.5 months of his term.”

We were warned!

As soon as he put the Cuomo mask on, Cruz was given an Emmy.

Writes Stephen Blackwood, president of the new Ralston College, “We have tried—with institutes, campus groups, professorships, lectures, and the like—and while some good work has been done, our colleges and universities have continued to get worse, not better, despite these efforts.

Jonathan Haidt, author of 'The Righteous Mind,' says one of the marks of an open and civil society is that individuals are not afraid to share opinions. By Brittany Hunter at FEE.org

Nicholas Kerr writes that “the private sector has been far more effective at steering us through the COVID crisis than the government has—and that should surprise no one.”

“Capitol police removed the unauthorized criminals from the Capitol Building, allowing the officially voted-in criminals to resume operations.”

For the duration of the pandemic, while hundreds of thousands died and the world economy was decimated by lockdowns, Moderna's highly effective vaccine was available, reveals Philip Steele at FEE.org.

Is there ANYTHING this dummkopf has ever done that’s been good for the country?

This carnival barker has a deal for you!

James Freeman of the Wall Street Journal salutes the 400th anniversary of the Mayflower Compact.

The government has apologized for the long voting lines and is assuring the public that the lines for their cancer treatments and hip replacements will be much better run. Right.