At publishing time, Colin Kaepernick had announced a new book addressing the racist and insensitive foods his mother cooked for him. A slot has already been reserved on the New York Times bestseller list during the release week — Babylon Bee.

At publishing time, Hunter offered to sweeten the deal with the CCP by adding a pile of classified documents from the junk drawer.

“It’s time to pay up, Gentiles!”

“McQuack then dismissed his employees as he was running late for a 3 PM meeting with the FBI on what news they would be allowed to publish that day.”

Running out of money to bribe Democrats with is a no-no!

“Joe Biden was elected president because millions of voters were not allowed to learn The Post had unmasked his deep connections to his son’s corrupt schemes. The people who did that are not threats to democracy. They are its destroyers” — Michael Goodwin in the New York Post.

Happy with the way things are going? Vote for everyone the Biden administration tells you to.

“I have doctorates in both psychology and parapsychology! How dare you?" exclaimed Dr. Venkman.

Sales of Biden’s new book, “Mein Kampf” are through the roof!

The Attorney General then did a little spin in his purple gown as the press gasped with delight.

Michael Goodwin of the New York Post: “The incident cannot be separated from suspicions that Biden is severely compromised when it comes to dealing with China. It is an undisputed fact that his son Hunter Biden, his brother Jim Biden and other long-time family associates received more than $11 million from a Chinese conglomerate with ties to the Communist Party.”

The plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to stand at the ready at gas pumps from New York to California to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars every time they fill up their tanks.

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez argued that people complaining about formula shortages was just silly as her grocery store still had plenty of Nesquik.

An organization that is ill-defined can be anything it wants to be and suspected of anything partisan critics want the public to think it is. And that is particularly perilous when that organization is a governmental entity that has the power to speak directly to 330 million Americans — John Maxwell Hamlilton and Kevin R. Kosar.

Had the United States employed a more realist foreign policy to avoid fighting unnecessary conflicts, the long-term adverse outcomes of these wars could have been averted and the number of adversaries that threaten U.S. national security greatly diminished — David T. Pyne.

She sighed and rubbed her head. "Well, at least I'll be able to get into Harvard."

We may never rid ourselves of the awful legacy of this despicable, arrogant “progressive.”

Bill Clinton also joined the fight, promising to stop importing underage women from Russia.

"We were lucky to get our hands on Hooked By Hookers. It's quite a popular piece," said curator Viktor Dankevych as he took the piece down for safe storage in a bomb shelter.

Dr. Stefanos Kales, a professor of medicine at Harvard University, says the government's public health response to the pandemic has been "a big mistake,." writes Jon Miltimore at FEE.org