Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.

Also, see “Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection”: https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pull-off-successful-insurrection.

“Pennyworth was unavailable for further comment, as he needed to go supervise the refueling of his private Crystal Skye jet before his cross-country flight to go on a cruise on his 350-foot yacht.”

Jonathan Turley writes, “Fortunately, our democracy does not depend on any president. It was designed by James Madison to withstand the worst, not the best, motivations of our leaders.” I would add that we are not a democracy, but a republic with democratic processes.

The only network allowed to carry debate is Al-Jazeera: Fair and balanced.

At publishing time, word had spread that the man had died of old age without any evidence that his coffee table was any closer to being assembled than it was when he opened the box.

Satan: Democrat. Founder of the party.

We’re gonna have to try something else.

From the border to the economy, President Biden accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming.

"It's embarrassing to say out loud, but Tim still struggles with basic calculus," Mrs. Wilcott admitted to reporters. "We're hoping he's just a late bloomer."

"Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!" said Mayor Breed.

Douglas Murray writes, “Sometimes a flare goes up in the darkness and you can see where everyone is standing.”

California is already doing it.

Jordan Lance writes, “Papering over failure only leads kids down an inescapable dark hole.”

At publishing time, a nearby liberal woman had reportedly passed away while awaiting CDC guidance on what to do after exhaling, reports the Babylon Bee.

As with COVID and global warming, lefties loves to preach “follow the science. Too bad they don’t follow their own advice.

This is the place to find out what movies are worth seeing or avoiding. No "critics" working their left-wing woke crap into their reviews. Worth it or Woke.

Other lawyers have called her complete lack of knowledge a breath of fresh air in an otherwise stuffy profession, the Babylon Bee reports.

Sources say this tragic ruling will adversely affect the lives of thousands of feminists who will no longer be able to afford blue hair dye.

The truth is wildfires are not a serious problem in most parts of the U.S., and it’s not because the climate change gods are fickle, but because these states practice better land management, writes Jon Miltimore at FEE.