The media will still blame climate change. This allows powerful Democrat politicians and bureaucrats to continue their money laundering scheme in California without accountability — Keely Covello.

Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area — Babylon Bee.

Demolished, line by line.

Where was Jordan Neely’s father when Jordan needed one? Is there any reason besides money that he finally showed up after Jordan was gone?

At publishing time, Musk was reportedly set to lay off all of the reindeer due to providing Santa with a new electric Tesla sleigh.

Dumb as a rock, Kamala Harris blew through a billion dollars, enjoyed a largely sycophantic media, and ended up with nothing to show for it all but millions in debt.

Everything is FREE (except under capitalism).

Writes Miranda Devine, "It’s hard to find a clearer-cut case for impeachment than selling access to the White House to foreigners, including the Chinese Communist Party, for tens of millions of dollars."

Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.

Also, see “Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection”: https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pull-off-successful-insurrection.

“Pennyworth was unavailable for further comment, as he needed to go supervise the refueling of his private Crystal Skye jet before his cross-country flight to go on a cruise on his 350-foot yacht.”

Jonathan Turley writes, “Fortunately, our democracy does not depend on any president. It was designed by James Madison to withstand the worst, not the best, motivations of our leaders.” I would add that we are not a democracy, but a republic with democratic processes.

The only network allowed to carry debate is Al-Jazeera: Fair and balanced.

At publishing time, word had spread that the man had died of old age without any evidence that his coffee table was any closer to being assembled than it was when he opened the box.

Satan: Democrat. Founder of the party.

We’re gonna have to try something else.

From the border to the economy, President Biden accomplished feats in 2023 that no one ever saw coming.

"It's embarrassing to say out loud, but Tim still struggles with basic calculus," Mrs. Wilcott admitted to reporters. "We're hoping he's just a late bloomer."

"Hard to believe the looting season is already upon us!" said Mayor Breed.

Douglas Murray writes, “Sometimes a flare goes up in the darkness and you can see where everyone is standing.”