The world as everyone knows it is about to end. Start prepping your doomsday bunkers now — Babylon Bee.

At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.

Crystal Ponti: “From Sumer to China, civilizations devised ingenious, and sometimes bizarre, ways to track, collect and enforce taxes, leaving behind vivid clues of how they funded their ambitions—and proved that even in the Bronze Age, nothing was certain but death and taxes.”

At publishing time, news broke that Jenna Harper was planning to impose an immediate laundry embargo to counter Eric's tariffs — Babylon Bee.

Jonathan Turley explains why “it is embarrassingly easy to get 1,000 law professors to sign off on letters claiming endless constitutional crises caused by Trump or conservatives.”

While the Department of Education is worthless when it comes to education, it’s yet another conduit for Democrats laundering your money to their friends and pet causes.

Why do you think that NONE of the ridiculous, corrupt spending DOGE is finding was ever revealed under Joe Biden and the Democrats? (Hint: The guy in the picture is a Democrat.)

Babylon Bee: “While most other fascist leaders throughout history have used their power to increase the scope of government influence in their respective countries, Trump has broken with tradition to become the very first fascist with a focus on dismantling his own government's overreaches.”

The media will still blame climate change. This allows powerful Democrat politicians and bureaucrats to continue their money laundering scheme in California without accountability — Keely Covello.

Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area — Babylon Bee.

Demolished, line by line.

Where was Jordan Neely’s father when Jordan needed one? Is there any reason besides money that he finally showed up after Jordan was gone?

At publishing time, Musk was reportedly set to lay off all of the reindeer due to providing Santa with a new electric Tesla sleigh.

Dumb as a rock, Kamala Harris blew through a billion dollars, enjoyed a largely sycophantic media, and ended up with nothing to show for it all but millions in debt.

Everything is FREE (except under capitalism).

Writes Miranda Devine, "It’s hard to find a clearer-cut case for impeachment than selling access to the White House to foreigners, including the Chinese Communist Party, for tens of millions of dollars."

Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.

Also, see “Dems Pull Off Successful Insurrection”: https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-pull-off-successful-insurrection.

“Pennyworth was unavailable for further comment, as he needed to go supervise the refueling of his private Crystal Skye jet before his cross-country flight to go on a cruise on his 350-foot yacht.”

Jonathan Turley writes, “Fortunately, our democracy does not depend on any president. It was designed by James Madison to withstand the worst, not the best, motivations of our leaders.” I would add that we are not a democracy, but a republic with democratic processes.