“We're going to join our voices together and let the message ring loud and clear that we are uneducated rubes in desperate need of a middle-school social studies class,” said one man. Problem is, they DID have middle-school social studies, at great expense to the taxpayer, and still turned out to be rubes. Maybe there’s a connection??

Writes Dionysis Partsinevelos, “Experts warned that electing a chainsaw-wielding libertarian outsider as president would push the country over the edge. Instead, the unthinkable happened: Argentina’s economy started working again.”

Dr. George Maher asks, “For all the noise and the heat of today’s debates the important questions are: Do those who are running our system know what they are doing, and do they care?” 

They’ll probably learn more Marxism here than in Beijing.

Updated with each arrest.

“Mamdani’s plan to carve a substantial portion out of NYC’s food market for ‘public’ grocers, with no way of gauging their effectiveness, is a foolhardy attempt to coax voters into supporting socialism, rather than a realistic effort to help New Yorkers,” writes Connor Vasile.

Young Logan Traylor was nearing the end of his kindergarten experience and, despite the public education system's best efforts, was discovered to have absolutely no knowledge about the shocking fetishes and perverted interests grown-ups engage in — Babylon Bee.

Look up “political scumbag” in the dictionary and you’ll see Newsom’s picture.

The simple answer to the question is No, of course not. And few would argue the point at all. Perhaps then the better question is To what extent does the Bible teach submission to the state? The surprising answer, on closer examination, is not all that much — Jeb Smith.

At publishing time, Ilhan Omar had accused white men of being the cause of black on black crime, global warming, and her low IQ — Babylon Bee

The world as everyone knows it is about to end. Start prepping your doomsday bunkers now — Babylon Bee.

At publishing time, the United States Supreme Court ruled that President Trump must stop deporting criminals since they snuck into the country fair and square.

Crystal Ponti: “From Sumer to China, civilizations devised ingenious, and sometimes bizarre, ways to track, collect and enforce taxes, leaving behind vivid clues of how they funded their ambitions—and proved that even in the Bronze Age, nothing was certain but death and taxes.”

At publishing time, news broke that Jenna Harper was planning to impose an immediate laundry embargo to counter Eric's tariffs — Babylon Bee.

Jonathan Turley explains why “it is embarrassingly easy to get 1,000 law professors to sign off on letters claiming endless constitutional crises caused by Trump or conservatives.”

While the Department of Education is worthless when it comes to education, it’s yet another conduit for Democrats laundering your money to their friends and pet causes.

Why do you think that NONE of the ridiculous, corrupt spending DOGE is finding was ever revealed under Joe Biden and the Democrats? (Hint: The guy in the picture is a Democrat.)

Babylon Bee: “While most other fascist leaders throughout history have used their power to increase the scope of government influence in their respective countries, Trump has broken with tradition to become the very first fascist with a focus on dismantling his own government's overreaches.”

The media will still blame climate change. This allows powerful Democrat politicians and bureaucrats to continue their money laundering scheme in California without accountability — Keely Covello.

Despite Harris failing to achieve any measurable success at any task she was given, the award demonstrated the fact that physically, she was often in the area — Babylon Bee.